fav.me/d4ivwb4Crossover time!!
(pretending that the Portal chars who are robots are in 'human'-esque bodies and all dead chars are alive)
Cannon 1: (PORTAL/PORTAL2)
1. Chell
2. Wheatley
3. GLaDOS
4. Doug Rattman
5. Cave Johnson
Cannon 2: (DEATH NOTE)
6. Light Yagami
7. L
8. Matsuda
9. Soichiro Yagami
10. Misa Amane
1. [Soichiro] goes to the mall and has to wait in line behind [Wheatley], who is having a really long conversation with the cashier. What does [Soichiro] do? Probably just wait patiently unless he was late for work...
2. [L] and [GLaDOS] become best friends of doom! What is their first plan of doom? They argue over whether to stop or help Kira, then say 'fuck it' and go out for cake.
3. Oh noes! [Chell] and [Light] get in a fight! Over what?Light probably scared the fuck out of Chell and she kicked him in the balls or something. Or maybe she found the Death Note.
4. [Matsuda] notices they have feelings for [Doug]. Do they tell [Doug]? Flowers, cards, chocolates, going out to get his Schizo pills for him...
Why can I see this happening? 5. [Misa] killed [Cave], what does [Doug] do? Continues working at Aperture after attending a funeral and panicking because it probably means Kira found out about Aperture's inhumane treatment of test subjects.
6. [L] and [GLaDOS] plan to try to kill [Misa] in revenge. Does their plan work or no? L makes a plan and tells it to GLaDOS, then GLaDOS ignores the plan and neurotoxens the shit out of her room.
7. [Matsuda] told finally told their feelings for [Doug], however they found out [Doug] really loves [Light] Matsuda is sad and
shoots Light like in episode 37 cries a lot, Light is creeped out.
Again, why can I see this happening...? 8. [Cave] came back from the dead as a zombie. Have fun. c: "BRAAAIINNN MAPPING....AUUGHH...SCIIEEENNNCEEE...."
9. [Soichiro], would you rather eat dog food for a year, or get shot in the knee with a gun? "The gun, probably."
10. [Chell] and [Wheatley] shot and killed everyone who makes others tag people. Chell's shooting with a Portal gun and Wheatley can't aim for shit, so you don't have to do this, but I tag
TheDayDreamer363 and
Spyrosbestfriend