WARNING: UPCOMING RANT!

Am I the only one who's been noticing this!?

The characters from the second Warriors series are JUST LIKE the characters from Avatar!!! I mean, think about it; Aang loves Katara, and Sokka is Katara's brother. Crowpaw loves Feathertail, and Stormfur is Feathertail's brother. Brambleclaw and Zuko have issues with their dads, and Toph and Squirrelpaw are tom-boy-ish. And what about Suki!? She's Sokka's boyfriend, and has NO OTHER relation to the group. Plus, she met them randomly in the middle of their journey and helped them. IS ANYONE THINKING 'BROOK'!? And the Waterbending thing! RiverClan! And WindClan and Airbending!? OMG WTF!?

RANT OVER

Anyway... So, yeah.

IF THERE IS SOMETHING IN HERE THAT INVOLVES TOO MUCH PERSONAL INFO, I WILL USE THE CLOSEST THING I CAN WITH BONZO (Ex: Bonzo has no middle name, so I use his last name)

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car)
Kato Minivan (XDDD)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe)
Caramel (I dun have a fav shoes )

3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born)
Oznob Yellowstone

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name)
Bonoz (That... Sounds real... O-o )

6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Red Rootbear (...What whut?)

7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers)
David Jamie

8. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Brian Boston

9. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Christmas Rose (My REAL spy name is Elliot XDDD)

10. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now)
Orange Pants (>.>...)

11. HIPPIE NAME: (What you had for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Milk Oak ()

It's basically just this: [link]

1. Okami and Oakpaw are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?:
Me: Ironically, Okami...
Okami: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE WIFE!?

2. What's Chrissy to you?:
Me: A wolf...
Chrissy: ^^

3. What do you think about Rin?:
Me: She's nice, sensitive, and some-what annoyed by Bonzo.
Rin: >.< HE SOAKED MY FEET IN BBQ SAUSE, THINKING IT WAS MOISTURIZER!

4. What's your fondest memory of Shadowpaw?:
Me: When he's NOT TRYING to kill himeslf...
Shadowpaw: Does anyone have a knife?

5. What song could be Tornpaw's theme song?:
Me: I Don't Have To Try ~ Avril Lavine
Tornpaw: *singing* DON'T YOU QUESTION ME! YOU JUST DO... WHAT I SAY!

6. How would Bonzo insult Werew?:
Me: Their brother and sister. How WOULDN'T Bonzo insult Werew?
Bonzo: YOUR A BUTT! XDDD
Werew: Why... Me...? >.<

7. What is one thing Alucard isn't exactly made for?:
Me: Violence.
Alucard: I just don't like fighting...

8. What song could be Werew's theme song?:
Me: Um... I don't know... Something by The Bangles...? ;;;;;;;;;
Werew: *singing* JUST ANOTHER MANIC- *regular* No. No... *singing* WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!

9. Who does Snowpaw like?:
Me: FRIENDS! ^^
Snowpaw:

10. Do you miss Oakpaw?:
Me: She left?
Oakpaw: HERE I AM!!!

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Also - is a NEW DA-ER and an IRL friend of mine! ^^



Now u know... XDDD
Also,

Dear Emily,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the Evil Plot Club. I think I realized it when I threw up in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're 'man' enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget the incarnation as an Eskimo.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Pinkstar14

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

(LOL WTF)

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
/White - I'll join the Evil Plot Club
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
/July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
/Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
/White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
/White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
/Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
/Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
/Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
/C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
/C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
/Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Spain
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
/England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Go away now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

I TAG...
EMILY! >D

MOVIE ONE: ATTACK OF THE SPACE FOOD
*a sign comes up that says 'attack of the space food' and dramatic music plays as Alucard (in a space suit) bounces around in slow motion*
Alucard: *holding a poorly-made flag* I, Dr. Maaaaaaaa, am the first human to walk on the surface of Pluto!
*suddenly a pie hits him in the face*
Alucard: OW! *whispering to Bonzo, the camera-man* What was THAT for!?
Bonzo: It's attack of the space food, remember?
Alucard: You told ME it was attack of the zombie cheerleaders!
Bonzo: It WAS! ...But Rin wouldn't wear the outfit.
Alucard: ...Oh. *acting again* GACK! I-
*the camera runs out of tape*

MOVIE TWO: CHESS-CLUB
*Bonzo and Alucard are at the movies. Alucard is in a wig and is wearing makeup and a dress*
Bonzo: Oh, Jane! I'm glad we ran away together!
Alucard: *bad acting, girl's voice* Oh, yes. Yes. Very glad, Joe.
*there is a long pause. Bonzo gestures Alucard to continue talking, but he doesn't quite get the message*
Bonzo: *half-whispering* ...WELL!?
Alucard: *half-whispering* Well, I don't know what to do!
Bonzo: You read the script!
Alucard: What script?
Bonzo: THE ONE I SPENT 4 HOURS WRITING LAST NIGHT!
Alucard: Four hours? Really?
Bonzo: ALUCARD JUST SAY YOUR LINE!
Alucard: *standing up, not whispering* Well then, Joe! I guess you can just consider yourself DUMPED!
Bonzo: WHAT!?
Alucard: *walking away* And I'm KEEPING the wig!





Now you know.